Remember that agreement we had? The one where you remain calm and I’ll in turn be in a good mood everyday?
You know how I feel when I wake up and see new zits popping up like they are free? Upset. And angry.
I will just take it that you’re being moody and throwing a tantrum for now. I will shower you with love and care so please stop being moody soon.
Otherwise, I’m going in to the doctor’s office to remove you by force. And I promise you, it’ll hurt. So please, let’s not make things ugly.