While rummaging through my drawers to find a pair of socks for bed, I stumbled upon a mysterious chest.
I gave it a gentle shake and heard something from within.
An ancient-looking chest… Could it possibly be….the heart of Davy Jones? Ohmygawd that’s going to be the coolest thing ever! Maybe I am going to be the next captain of the Dutchman!
And then I remembered that I had a key somewhere in my secret stash (a nice name I give to a pile of useless items which has no meaning nor value which I have no idea why I keep). I ran for it and found it in just about 52.7 seconds.
Everyone, it’s time to uncover whatever is in the mysterious chest.
Rose: The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.
Instead of finding Davy Jones’s heart, I found the ‘Heart of the Ocean‘ (Le Cœur de la Mer)!
I don’t know how it ended up in the mysterious chest in my sock drawer when the old lady obviously dropped it into the ocean in the end. (Did she not?)
Or maybe she didn’t. Maybe Jack didn’t die. Maybe she lived with him happily ever after. Maybe she was my grandmother and this is our family heirloom. Or maybe Britney Spears’s boyfriend went down to get it for me. ALL KINDS OF POSSIBILITIES PEOPLE.
I guess I am not fated to be the next Captain of the Dutchman after all.
Okay, in all seriousness guys, what might have actually happened could be: I-placed-my-necklace-into-the-chest-and-forgot-about-it-till-now-and-i-let-my-imagination-run-wild-at-times. Whatever goes, you get to choose the version you want to believe in.
Disclaimer: This is not the real ‘Heart of the Ocean’. Please do not attempt to rob me, thank you!